One of the great things about having a sister who is a doctor, is that when a freak accident occurs and a huge, redwood splinter JAMS under the nail of your middle finger, imbedding itself all the way to the cuticle, she can operate in her living room.

Valuable thoughts and advices. I read your topic with great interest.
Oooh Lad. I hope everything came out alright. Get it…? “came out alright”?
Nice pic BTW. The firt time the Pen has revealed a face to the words.
Holy crap…ow!
I expected different content with a title like that!